Went to the park today :)

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

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nahthatsnotveryraven:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i am so jealous of europeans

three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously

three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine

except three hours away 

in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water

(Source: worldaccording, via crystallized-teardrops)

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

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